Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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