Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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