Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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