I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When did angry sex become our thing?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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