Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
where are you?
Hypothermia
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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