at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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