I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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