Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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