Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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