the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It's blow job season.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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