It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
