watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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