Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
