I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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