have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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