I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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