I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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