I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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