Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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