i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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