Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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