Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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