Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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