Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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