I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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