How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
