Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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