I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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