I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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