it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I didn't shave. On purpose
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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