there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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