Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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