kristin has been a bad kristin
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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