hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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