You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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