Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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