1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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