i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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