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I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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