time to smoke my breakfast
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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