Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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