i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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