there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just want nice things and good sex
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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