if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Randomize
