i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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