On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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