i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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