i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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