We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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