well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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