You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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