I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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