How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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