Well apparently he's into motor boating.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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