the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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