im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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