Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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